I've been informed that my spelling has been sub-par at best in recent news posts. This is a result of my being "right brained"... or is it "left brained?" Well, whichever it is, I'm apparently missing the half that allows me to spell, properly punctuate, and understand acronyms. And now, as the title of this post suggests, my head hurts. This is likely because my dog has been racing around in circles squeaking her damn squeaky-football for the past three hours. If it doesn't stop soon, I will throw her into the river.

As for today's comic, this one was originally titled "Man who is interrupted while speaking on the phone" and starred a talking ocelot and a man in a bee-suit.

That is all.

To those of you that think it's easy to write a comic for this site, you should know something that might change your mind: it isn't.  Did that change your mind?  What's that?  You can't answer me because it's impossible?  Wait, let me check my email to see if you've answered me OH WAIT YOU HAVEN'T.  You fucking chumps.  So like I was saying before, it's hard to write comics for a website that updates all the time, just like it's hard to make delivery fresh pizza without Digornio, or like how it's hard to build a house out of knives.  But I still manage to do it, almost every day, and my comics fucking kick ass.

How do I do it?  Not an easy question to answer, but I'll do it, because I'm fucking great at writing.  First of all, I think about what I think would be funny as compared to what wouldn't be funny.  For example, saying things like "banana" was funny like twenty years ago, but that shit doesn't cut the mustard these days.  You can't cut mustard with shit, and the word banana isn't funny.  What's so funny about it?  Because it sounds kind of funny?  Get the fuck out of here.

What, on the other hand, IS funny?  Belligerence is funny.  And that's why this comic is funny, because of belligerence.  See what that guy is doing?  He's saying "shut the fuck up" to a little kid.  That's fucking funny.  And the little kid is being belligerent by interrupting the phone call!  He's being rude.  Rude is also funny.

Also see he has a pompador.

And that's why I write the comics instead of my brother.  When he writes comics, it's always about like a weasel drinking a milkshake and exploding or some shit like that.  I write INTELLIGENT comedy.  See, and he can't even spell!  If he wrote the comics, it'd be like someone just started mashing the keyboard with their forearms.  He can't be trusted with a task like that.