For those of you who were upset that we were late posting comics last week but didn't get up enough energy to actually send us an email about it (still waiting for those emails, guys), we're making up for it by posting a comic on Christmas, which I doubt any of YOU expected. Try finding a Christmas update by one of those other more popular webcomics. You can't. Also as an added surprise, this comic has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. Surprise!

Presents

Hello, there.

It finally happened. I finally got the Christmas present I've always wanted: my very own gnome. Not only is it everything a gnome should be, but its creepy. Really creepy. I think I'm going to put it right next to my pillow while I sleep so that when I wake up, my first conscious feeling is unbridled terror.

Awesome.