Today's comic actually has two alternate endings. The first one, which you can read here, was actually the original ending, but Alex demanded that I post the one shown above instead, for what he called "obvious reasons."

The other ending is here, and I believe it speaks for itself.

Why did I make three endings, you ask? Well, when Alex gave me the "script" for today's comic, he apparently forgot to finish it, so I was forced to think of something... and as anyone who knows me at all can tell you, I am incredibly indecisive.