As Josh mentioned on Friday's news post, I was indeed at an Indian casino (at the request of my loser roommates), though I only used like $5 and lost about $3.50 before cashing out and basically just shuffling around until my roommates got tired of losing their money and let me leave.
Casinos are boring and depressing. They're filled with smoke and old people and dudes who think they're poker superstars because they can shuffle their chips with one hand and they wear sunglasses at the table (link to Bill Fillmaff here Josh). The slot machines weren't coin operated and didn't have handles, and they had gay leprechaun shit all over them. The live act at the casino was some douche with a white tie and fedora playing Weird Al music "ironically" and their food was shitty and expensive at the same time and there was cigarette ash all over the floor and I think I saw a turd on the floor as well in one place.

In other news, does anyone know how long it will be until Nintendo manages to ship enough Wiis that it's actually possible to buy one for less than $9000? I'd sure like to give you my business, Nintendo, but that XBox 360 sure is looking nice right about now. Hint hint.