Alright I have to write a news post because Josh is too tired to do anything so here check out this obligatory news post. It's totally important that you read stories about what happens in our lives because we're just so interesting.

I mean, guess what happened to me today? I went to classes then went to the gym then went home and typed this! ALSO I TALKED TO JOSH ON THE PHONE! Also just five minutes ago I heard someone outside honk their horn and then a second later I heard someone shout "FAGGOT" at the top of their lungs. PRETTY INTERESTING HUH

You know, if it were up to me we wouldn't even have a news section. We don't even NEED one. It takes away from the mystery and makes us ultimately less interesting to our readers, but Josh thinks it's sooooo important for us to do this. BUH