Posted on Sunday, April 8, 2007 at 10:30 pm by Josh

I should be working on finishing up my paper today, but its been fairly slow-going on account I spent last night eating roasted lamb meat and consuming copious quantities of alcoholic beverages. As a result, I woke up at 1pm today, thus completely ruining my productivity for the day. Thankfully, I did the bulk of the work for this paper last week, so all that's left for me now is several more hours of tedium. However, it still feels like every sentance I type is a monumental task on the order of translating the dead sea scrolls, hiking up Mt. Killamanjaro, or reading an entire book in the Wheel of Time series. When I finally finish this paper, time will have lost all meaning, and I will have artificially aged myself another 6 months. I theorize that by the time I finish my 4-6 years of graduate school, I'll have artifically aged myself about 20 years, which should, actually, make me just about even, when one takes into consideration all the years I wasted in highschool and undergrad.

 

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