Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 at 11:00 pm by Josh

Well, I tried to get a hold of Alex so that he could give me the script for today's comic, but he is apparently MIA for the time being.  Seeing as I'm not feeling terribly creative, or even entirely sane at the moment, I can't be blamed for the results of what you see above.  All I can say is that it’s probably my greatest work ever.

In other news, my dog Lucy has apparently decided to take time out of her busy schedule of murdering owls and devising elaborate means of escape from her chain-link prison to coat the interior of my house with diarrhea.  I was awakened at 6:00 am this morning by a life-altering odor and encountered not one, but three separate poo-puddles, which I named (based on their severity): "Hiroshima," " Nagasaki," and "World War III."  I then let out a mighty bellow of rage and proceeded to chase the dog out of the house in my boxers, all the while screaming obscenities, weeping, and gagging at the same time.  That’s what I get, I guess, for trying to get more than 4 hours of sleep in one night.  I was being selfish, really. 

 

 

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