D. Alexander Keene is an undergraduate at Eastern Washington University, majoring in International Affairs and minoring in something that isn't really impressive enough to reveal to a bunch of people on the internet, although it's not like he's minoring in bead manufacture or anything. He just doesn't really want to tell you. Who cares anyway? Mind your own business.

In his spare time, D. Alexander Keene enjoys writing, watching movies, telling people about movies he has seen, shooting guns at the firing range, arguing with people about stupid things that no one cares about (like movies), compulsively washing his hands, balancing things on top of other things, and reading books about tragedy and despair. He shares an apartment with two other people, neither of whom know anything about this site.

Joshua "Laquestrian" Keene is a grad student at Texas A&M, studying Paleoindian Archaeology. He could have been a successful comic book artist if he really wanted to, but NO, he has to be an ARCHAEOLOGIST. No one really cares about archaeology except archaeologists, though, so the joke's on him.

Josh enjoys drawing, watching every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 over and over again, complaining about being tired, digging in dirt, reading (a LOT), playing with his dog, eating entire pots of chili all by himself in the